Thursday 3 September 2015

Trafficcc!!!


After a lot of brainstorming, I have finally found a solution to traffic of Bangalore..

Yes, Hold your breath, solution is coming up..

Firstly lets consider cases, why traffic is majorly caused in Bangalore and lets see if we can address them

1. Currently there are around 50lakh vehicles on Bangalore road. Yes, that is true and it is a HUGE number. 30L is two wheelers and 20 L cars.(4 wheelers)
2. There is 1 car for every 2 people in Bangalore. No I am not against cars, but I mostly see them as culprits. 
3. Every day around 250(actually more) cars are bought in Bangalore.!! 

All above stats , courtesy - Google.

Now, why so many cars??
Answer is simple : people have enough money, they have enough money because standard of Living for has raised. Especially because of IT in Bangalore. So, everybody has got one, not to mention, even freshers in my office, get in, with a car..! :p 

Cars are no more luxury but basic requirements* of today's families (* requirement, to be considered, as an average class person). Else you would be considered, not so well-to-do family. Even though you might really not need it, you got to have one (not to mention if you are looking for a bride :p) 

No, it doesn't affect much, unless you are parking them in your undergrounds, but once you get them on road, just three vehicles are enough in a lane, to block other vehicles and jam the roads for next 20 minutes (minimum).

Most of these guys, are usually well educated dumbs, who would be owning at least two cars and two bikes, they park their bikes intact and get out in cars for even small distances and offices everyday, and this exactly is the reason, why bangalore has so Much traffic. I mean its not some complex fact, anybody can understand, what mess your car is creating and how much space it is consuming!! just for your (alone) comfort!!

Yes, there are people with health issues, they are exceptions, but  most of these are usually corporate people who have hefty paychecks with tiny brains for common sense.

I have nothing against cars, but people!! Use things if you really need them. Dont do it, just for the brandish or display. I mean you put up status on all social media saying, "MY Life, My Rules " :p , "I am born to express not Impress", etc etc and all other crap which you mostly don't mean.. At Least try to follow whatever you say..! Most of the people, just change their cars and models and upgrade and what not, just bcoz they can and they want to and they have all the money, its all just fun for them,. AND, they want to show it off to that neighbour or friend/colleague!! None cares to even think weather its really required, and is it affecting anybody.


Guys(and ladies),  if you really want to flaunt off your money, and also look cool, I have a idea and solution for your stupid requirement. Lets get you a HayaBusa.. :D :D  Yeah.. Just take a look at them.. 






Just HAWT.. Arent they??! ;) :p


Even Traffic jams look cool with them ;)



I can give you many benefits of having them ;

1. They look way cooler than your car and you will obviously look much macho and young 
2. Roads would look much more beautiful and stylish with them
3. A lot of space would be saved off, because you left your car home!.
4. Alot of Drivers will be using softer speech.
5. You will get to hear less bad words :p
6. Nobody again (like me) will ever curse you. ;)
7. You will have higher probability of girls falling for you.. ;)
8. Lastly, being selfish, it will not take me 2 hours to reach office then on. :-/ A lot of traffic would be reduced. 

Just imagine how classy Banglore roads would look with all the Hayabusas racing.. Wow..  *-* :D
and Bangalore will be given one more name as "The HAyaBusa City" of world.. :D.. All the jokes apart, try to get a 2 wheeler and save some time and peace for People. Yea, nOt to forget Petrol!!.

Please yeh advise lelo and reduce the frustration of people and bring some smiles on those tired faces. Bhagwan aapka bhala karega.. :p


PS.  No , I am not publicising for hayabusa..